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December 2011

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Have you ever eaten a whole/almost a whole pizza pie?

I have.

After playing Skyrim all day…. it’s kind of the same feeling.

Absolute gluttony.

DAY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE.

whoops.

Dec 29, 20116 notes
#skyrim #elder scrolls v #elder scrolls #bethesda #gaming #game #xbox #xbox 360 #glutton #me
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Dec 28, 20118 notes
#scrabble #diner #board game #game #geekery #me
Dec 28, 2011157 notes
#velociraptor #dinosaurs #babies #family #baby
Blood, Pt 2 Buck 65 Remix (featuring Sufjan Stevens)

And the remix/rap of that song, by Buck 65. Which is also amazing.

(I can’t decide whether I like this version better than the Sufjan Stevens version or not.)

Dec 28, 20115 notes
#buck 65 #part 2 #songgasm 2! #sufjan stevens #blood #me
Play
Dec 28, 20116 notes
#sufjan stevens #you are the blood #music #songgasm
the dawn of life, to scale

fuckyeahdinoart:

I found this today, and I think you may enjoy it :3

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Dec 28, 2011105 notes
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#cat #kitty #grace #meow #me
Dec 28, 20117 notes
#triforce #belt buckle #legend of zelda #link #goddesses #creation of Hyrule #Hyrule #Power #Wisdom #Courage #balance #princess Zelda #me
Dec 27, 201112 notes
#bar #alcohol #shots #coke #fo FREE #me
Dec 27, 2011
#me
Dec 26, 20114 notes
#elder scrolls #oblivion #rpg #gaming #gamer #me
Dec 26, 2011215 notes
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Dec 26, 20117,639 notes

LINT ROLLING PANTS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY SATISFYING. Like popping pimples, but less gross!

YEAH.

Dec 26, 20117 notes
#MONDAY #lint roller #lint rolling #pants #pimples #satisfactionnnn! #me
cosmo tip #35

expertcosmotips:

bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess

I’ve been doing it all wrong.

Dec 26, 20117,320 notes
BEATMASTER FREUDERSON - ASS MACHINE

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omfg. THE SIMS. Baahhahahahha

Dec 26, 20118,287 notes
#me
Feeling lost.

I want to:

1. Move. Far.
2. Change my cell phone number.
3. Create a new alias, so no one can find me. 

I wish I had the $ to do this. I would do it in a heartbeat, I don’t think there’s anything else I want more.

Maybe next summer. The oncoming New Year’s has been making me think way too much about change.

Dec 25, 201121 notes
#lost #confused #escape #change #new years #resolution #me
Dec 25, 201152 notes
#alan tudyk #eliza dushku #dollhouse #echo
Dec 25, 20111,537 notes
#camping #yes please
tightly wound ball of stress.

I think that every time I finally unwind, it loosens it all, and then one thing happening snaps it back into place, tighter than it was before.

It’s almost 2012. I can’t decide whether or not I care. I care because it makes me think of having a fresh start. New Year’s resolutions, and what not. But I know I won’t get a fresh start. Why would I? Time is a perspective. If I wanted to, I could probably convince myself that my “new years” is my birthday, and make fresh starts then. Or the 4th of April. It doesn’t matter. I certainly care about the actual celebration of the New Year, though, to spend time with friends.

I think I’m just sick of seeing everything work out for everyone else, and being everyone else’s doorstep.

/rant

Dec 24, 20111 note
#stress #2012 #new year #celebration #me
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#eliza dushku #<3
Dec 24, 20115,287 notes
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#festivus #2011 #holiday #party #shenanigans #me
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#sloth #cat #cute #adorable #hug #cuddle
Just sampled some of my vodka gummy bears.

THEY DON’T TASTE LIKE ALCOHOL IN THE LEAST BIT. Well, barely.

This is dangerous. Very, very dangerous.

I ate about fifteen and feeling a bit of a buzz. I read about 5-7 gummy bears equal about one shot. I don’t know about that, but I’m definitely pleased with their outcome.

The Eve of Christmas Eve party is going to be the fucking shittt. x3!

Dec 21, 20117 notes
#vodka #alcohol #candy #gummy #bears #gummy bears #delicious #omnomnom #me
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#what does jake love #kittens #cats
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#gpoy #me
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#gpoy #me
Dec 20, 2011
#gpoy #me
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) → last.fm
  1. The Dear Hunter (44)
  2. Radical Face (29)
  3. Maps & Atlases (19)
  4. Cat Power (15)
  5. Battles (14)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Dec 20, 20111 note
#me
Ancient Aliens.

Giving it a second chance today; currently watching the first episode.

All I can think of is: the void of evidence does not provide evidence for extraterrestrial presence/supernatural assistance.

While I believe in ET’s and that they are probably visiting us… I also believe in Occam’s Razor: the simplest answer is most often the correct one. The simplest explanation being, they had different technology. It’s not that we wouldn’t understand it. Just that there isn’t living evidence of it. The show also seems to rely heavily on artwork, cultural etchings. YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS LITERALLY. Yes, it looks like he’s holding something there, maybe some swords. BUT you’re calling it a REMOTE to move giant stones around like a fucking video game. 

Some of the stuff they’re showing is really ridiculous, though, like the moving of stones by the Egyptians… things that would take 21 machines to move with modern day technology. These things are worth noting.

“Could it be…?” YES. IT COULD BE. BUT IT PROBABLY ISN’T.

/end rant

Dec 19, 20114 notes
#aliens #giorgio tsoukalos #ancient aliens #occams razor #ET #extraterrestrial #egyptian #pyramids #me
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“In looking out upon the universe, we forget that the universe is looking at itself.” —Alan Watts (via infinity-imagined)
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BLOOD MERMAIDS.
  • not me: maybe you should stop getting sick
  • me: i was due! i haven't been sick since last winter.
  • not me: i havent been sick ever. in life. so i win
  • me: probably cause you're hot-blooded and outsiders don't last in yr bod. you scare all the illin's away.
  • not me: that and i have microscopic mermaids in my blood that swim after the ickyies and rip their heads off
  • me: i can't decide whether thats creepy or really cool
  • not me: you need to get yourself some micromermaids
  • me: well lemme get some!
  • not me: you can only get them if you retrieve a barnicle of one of the tentacles of the krakken and bake a cake outta it and feed it to a hydra and wait for the hydra to throw up and then eat the throw up. its an old family recipie for micromermaids. totaly legit
  • me: jesus. can't you just give me one of yours? or a few, so they can set up colony in my veins?
  • not me: nah, it doesnt work that way ... if you try to take one the rest will come after you and dissolve your flesh
  • me: they sound like nasty little motherfuckers. i don't know if i want them anymore. or maybe they're just really loyal to their parent... type organism
  • not me: theyre like the mermaids from the last pirates movie, except in my blood and my loyal servants
Dec 16, 201116 notes
#blood #mermaids #kraken #veins #servants #what the fuck #mike conversations #me
Dec 16, 201116 notes
#cabin fever #oh god help #apple #knife #i have horses on my shirt #gpoy #me
I Will Possess Your Heart Death Cab For Cutie

December of 2010. One year ago. It’s disgusting how familiar and near that time seems, now. If I close my eyes whilst listening to this, I can revisit those times. Way too clearly. Shame, this song is tainted now, it’s one of my favorites.

alifenotwasted:

I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab For Cutie

Dec 16, 201188 notes
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